Songtexte: Abysmal Crucifix. Kingdom Cum.

I met her south of Heaven's gate,
A few months ago.
She let me watch her masturbate,
While I stroked my own.

Together through the afterlife,
Went to our clouds and fucked.
When I asked her to be my wife,
She rode me so hard that I almost bucked.

She blew me to Kingdom Cum,
And I ain't got a bucket.
I know that this might sound dumb,
Fuck me to death 'cause I love it.

Time feels like it's an endless stream,
In a forest of pain.
Until you meet a girl who makes you cream
With your virginal whang.

She blew me to Kingdom Cum,
And I ain't got a bucket.
I know that this might sound dumb,
Fuck me to death 'cause I love it.

It just so happens that I took her downtown
If you know what I mean.
There ain't nothin' that'll make my girl frown
Not even dirty magazines.

She blew me to Kingdom Cum,
And I ain't got a bucket.
I know that this might sound dumb,
Fuck me to death 'cause I love it.

On the eve of romance,
She takes me into no-man's land.

Mmm, my woman with her bulging titties
And her lesbian songs.
I could watch her when she's getting freaky
With a chick in a thong.

She blew me to Kingdom Cum,
And I ain't got a bucket.
I know that this might sound dumb,
Fuck me to death 'cause I love it.

She blew me to Kingdom Cum,
And I ain't got a bucket.
I know that this might sound dumb,
Fuck me to death 'cause I love it

(Thanks to Colby for these lyrics)