Songtexte: Betty Blowtorch. Size Queen.

If you're wondering who I am
Well, I'm a girl who can handle a man
I don't have time for little boys
I want a man with man size toys

I am a size queen, down and dirty
Just give it to me
I am a size queen, down and dirty
Just give it to me
Oh yeah baby, you're so hot
Yeah, right

Have a drink and throw me down
I'm the sluttiest girl in town
Leather pants and high heeled shoes
Lipstick markings on your tattoos

I am a size queen, down and dirty
Just give it to me
I am a size queen, down and dirty
Just give it to me
Oh baby, oh yeah, oh
Yeah, right

Yo, I'm Vanilla Ice and I'll be your dream
So won't you open up your legs
And I'll make you cream
Just like a waterfall, you know I got it all
A long white dick almost ten inches tall

Pull it out and I'll be the judge
I'll let you know if you're well-hung
I'll feel you up and I'll check for size
If it's puny don't waste my time

I am a size queen, down and dirty
Just give it to me
I am a size queen, down and dirty
Just give it to me

Hey stud boy standin' there
At the back of the bar
I bet you think you're real well hung
Yeah, right

Oh, yeah, stick it in
Oh, give it to me, baby