Songtexte: Rodney Carrington. El Niño Loco. Drink More Beer.

If your jobs about to kill ya, but you cant afford to quit it
The best advice that I can give ya is drink more beer
When your truck keeps overheatin'
Cuz your radiators leakin'
Grab the brown bag at your feet
And drink more beer
Drink more beer
Drink more beer
Take the can in your hand and be damned if your troubles dont up and disappear
If you've had that one too many
let someone else steer
So you can drink more beer
Why dont you drink more beer
When your inlaws come to visit
And your house feels like a prison
Stay real close to the fridge and drink more beer
When your woman wont stop naggin
About you gettin on the wagon
Lie and say your cuttin back and drink more beer
Drink more beer
drink more beer

Take the can in your hand
and be damned if yur troubles dont up and disappear

If the lady you're makin eyes at
dont look like Britney Spears
Drink more beer
And she will
Drink more beer
Everybody sing, Drink more beer, drink more beer, yeah
Take the can in your hand and be damned if your troubles dont up and disappear
Cuz bud makes you wiser, bud light makes you lighter and a wine cooler makes you...........Willy put that wine cooler down!
Drink more beer
Drink more beer
When the bar closes down , we'll head into town to the quick stop and see my old friend Amir, can I help you?
And we'll buy more beer, so we can drink more beer
Drink more beer
We'll drink a whole lot more beer..............