Songtexte: Rodney Carrington. El Niño Loco. If I'm The Only One.

We fell in love and got married back in 1993
And people said you had a rocky past, it never mattered to me
You say I'm the only one but there's pictures on our wall of you and your ex boyfriend kissing at the mall
If I'm the only one you ever loved how come you still talk to him
If I'm the only one you ever loved how come our baby looks just like Tim
Just asking questions I don't mean to pry
You got all the answers so baby just tell me why
If I'm the only one you ever loved who's underware are these
If I'm the only one you ever loved how come you got so many mardi gras beads
You say that I'm the only one you loved
You didn't come home the other night you said you had to work late
I came by your office with some cookies I baked
I walked in and I saw him and his hands were in your hair
And both your feet were pointed in the air

If I'm the only one you ever loved how come your boss is all over you
If I'm the only one you ever loved how come his pants are down around his shoes
Just asking questions I don't mean to pry
You got all the answers so baby just tell me why
I just need an explanation so I can understand
Why when I came home last night there was a naked man running across our land with his clothes in his hand, he ran
If I'm the only one you ever loved how come your names on the bathroom wall
If I'm the only one you ever loved how come it says for a good time call
You say that I'm the only one you loved
But you spent the night on 50 cents tour bus
How am I the only one you ever loved?