Songtexte: Danko Jones. Sex Change Shake.

She's gone out for the call
With a cocaine nose and a nose job
She wore her pants so tight wasn't too bright
It doesn't matter much when you're a sight for sore eyes
And everybody's gonna have a good time

I look at girls all the time
I can't help it it's a habit I've acquired
I need a woman's touch a little too much
Too many good looking girls I wanna ask you all out
What's every good lookin' girl doing tonight
'Cause I'm free and I've got my bedroom keys

Oh baby I get so excited
God damn I need a sex change

In the middle of the night she wakes me
up and then we do it one more time
We do it over and over and over and over
and over and over and over and over and over and over and over
'Cause everybody's gonna have a good time

I look at girls all the time
I can't help it it's a habit I've acquired
I need a woman's touch a little too much
Too many good lookin' girls I wanna ask you all out
What's every good lookin' girl doing tonight
So take me I'm all the man you'll need that's a promise

All right baby you got a backstage pass
But you wanna get up on stage don't ya
I know you got some star quality action happening
but let me tell you something
When you get up on stage you gotta shake that thing,
you gotta twirl that thing baby
And when you get on stage light that thing on fire