Songtexte: Dave Days. The Dave Days Show. The Nice Kitty Song.

I got this little kitty
about 10 years ago
I guess he's not so little
He's kind of old and slow

I wouldn't call him ninja
no way no how
if anything I'd say,
he looks like a cow

My kitty's so nice,
he'd never bite my hand
no he never gets in trouble
if he did he'd get slammed

But there was this one time
when he *accidentally* bit me
so he rubbed his face on my face
and apologized quickly

If there's one thing I don't like,
it's when he licks
but then again,
who could resist, this

All he really does is just
sit in the chair
twenty-fo sev
like he just don't care

His energy lacks,
he's on the chair all day
He wouldn't even move
if a gorilla was on the way (RAH!)

With this kitty,
I don't worry bout a thing
He's the nicest little kitty,
so we call him Persia?

My little kitty
doesn't bite-i-ite
no he's so nice nice nice
In the end
Sparta didn't stand a chance, no
Persia had one that night
Hey little kitty,
ya your so nice
always doin'; what's good, what's right
Hey little kitty,
ya your so nice
so ni-i-ice

(clapping)

Hey little kitty
ya where'd you go?
oh, wait I think I know

Without a doubt
I'd thought that you'd be in your chair
but no it must be time for meow-mix

He knows his food sucks
but he'll eat it anyway
people food equals a
tummy ache

And I don't wanna be the one
to clean up his throw-up
plus we're over that stage,
he was nice enough to grow up

And when he's gotta poo
he knows what to do (meow)
Hey Dave let me out
I'll be back in a few (ok)

Life's so great
so much time to relax
ya life's so great
when you've got my cat (word)

My little kitty
doesn't bi-i-ite
no he's so nice nice nice
In the end
Sparta didn't stand a chance, no
Persia had one that night
Hey little kitty,
ya your so nice
always doin' what's good, what's right
Hey little kitty,
ya your so nice
so ni-i-ice