Songtexte: Dead Milkmen. RC's Mom.

Gonna beat my wife
Gonna beat my wife now
Gonna smack her with a lead pipe
Gonna smack her with a 2 by 4

Run her over with a Brink's truck
Chase her down with a lawn mower
Gonna beat my wife
Look out

Wife beatin'
Mistreatin'
Wife slappin'
It happens

Gonna beat my wife
Gonna beat your wife
Gonna beat his wife
Gonna beat her wife

Gonna beat my wife
Gonna slap my wife
Gonna kick my wife
Good God, y'all

Gonna beat my wife
Gonna beat my wife
At the shelter
Helter skelter

Wife kickin'
Finger lickin'
Wife killin'
It's thrillin'

Oh baby
Please don't beat me, baby
I promise I'll never
Sleep with the moon in my face no more

Gonna beat my wife