Songtexte: Dweeb. Pirate + Copse= Quandary.

Can you fit a big boat in a shrubbery?

Can you sail a ship amongst a copse of trees?

No, this you cannot do!

Why do you still try to?!

You need the mallard



Don't you know that Pirates,

Belong in the sea

Or soon you start to lose identity

Yeah, this will happen to you,

Unless you start to be like the mallard



A Copse of trees and/or a shrubbery

Is not a place to hide a pirate ship

Your shrubbery is calling out for the mallard,

you need to let the duck destroy the barge.

There's only one mallard, who you cannot discard. Recieve the mallard!