Songtexte: Susanna Hoffs. Susanna Hoffs. Grand Adventure.

You're a little bit phony
And you try a bit too hard, hard
I'm a little bit lonely
And I wonder who you are

Maybe you are someone brilliant
If not I still don't mind

I'm on a grand adventure
With my friend, 'The Great Pretender'
We can do anything we want

In your corduroy flares
With your Led Zeppelin hair
And your nonchalance
You hide how much you really care

You drink your Irish whiskey
Through lips I wish would kiss me

I'm on a grand adventure
With my friend, 'The Great Pretender'
We can do anything we want

Anywhere, anytime
Anywhere

And now my happiness is
Your happiness is happy, happy, yeah

I'm on a grand adventure
With my friend, 'The Great Pretender'
We can do anything we want

Anywhere, anytime

My happiness is your happiness
And my happiness is your happiness
And my happiness is your happiness
And my happiness is your happiness

Baby, in your Forponey boots
You're a little bit phony
And you try a bit too hard