Songtexte: Hogwarts Trainwreck. Hogwarts Trainwreck. Half A Giant.

I can see ya staring; hear the stuff you?re saying
Laughing ?bout my size
Your daddy may be rich, but you?re just a creepy snitch
I wouldn?t tell no lies
What a pure-blooded brat, just a sneaky little rat
You?d better watch your mouth
Keep a civil tongue, ?cause there?s nowhere you can run
East, west, north or south

These are just the facts, a mathematical truth
Even though I?m only half a giant, I?m twice as big as you

My daddy was a wizard from his toes up to his gizzard
I miss him to this day
He wed a giantess - as mums they ain?t the best
I was born and then she went away
Soon outgrew my dad when I was just a lad
I?d set him on my knee
He was kind; he was sweet and a gentleman complete
But that don?t go for me

These are the facts, a mathematical truth
Even though I?m only half a giant, I?m twice as big as you

So a word to the wise if I heard a Slytherin cry
I think I?d like the sound
I?m just waiting for a chance to take you for a dance
And stomp you in the ground
I know you think I?m dumb, that don?t hurt me none
You just give the sign
One little smirk and I?ll turn you into dirt
The pleasure would be mine