Songtexte: MC Lars. The Laptop. Hurricane Fresh.

Oh snap, you know this track is fly
So get crunked up and don't ask why
Post rap, post punk, post Kurt Cobain
Post Kool Moe Dee post House of Pain

Chuck D told me I had to be me
So I bought the Public Enemy CD
I ripped one track in mp3
Till Lars Ulrich came after me

I said, "It's me your lost nephew"
He said, "No way, that can't be true"
I kicked him with my Converse shoe
All the way to Timbuktu

Of Wolf and Ulrich, "sad but true"
He lived there for a year or two
He mastered Puppetry alone
Justice for Sean Fanning clones

Now that's fresh, now that's fresh, that's fresh, get fresh
Now that's fresh, that's fresh, I get fresh
Now that's fresh, that's fresh, get fresh
Now that's fresh

Now that's fresh, now that's fresh, that's fresh, get fresh
Now that's fresh, that's fresh, I get fresh
Now that's fresh, that's fresh, get fresh
Now that's fresh

My Dad's named Bob, he toured with me
When a UK label put out my CD
I got mad props from the BBC
But hip-hop heads still don't get me

So I take a chance, I rhyme white but so what?
I like James Brown and Beyonce's butt
Whatever your race I'll Friendster you
And rent two Spike Lee NetFlix too

And I still rock shows and try to dance
Still rock Simpsons underpants
And I still like Rush and Dr Dre
I still keep bumping NWA

I get fresh on the mike like a milkman on duty
So burn this disco to the ground and baby shake that booty
I attack the track like a Steve Segal movie
3D fresh, not 2D fruity

Now that's fresh, now that's fresh, that's fresh, get fresh
Now that's fresh, that's fresh, I get fresh
Now that's fresh, that's fresh, get fresh
Now that's fresh

Now that's fresh, now that's fresh, that's fresh, get fresh
Now that's fresh, that's fresh, I get fresh
Now that's fresh, that's fresh, get fresh
Now that's fresh

05 so live, I've been doing this for years,
Making money 'cause I'm funny with this music of the spheres
And I dance! Hey, watch me dance
Goofy MC's can't be me even if they had the chance

Pandora have you seen Persephone?
Hades rabies got me going like KRS-ONE
Why is that? MC's act like they don't know
(I don't know)
I poison this track with a Scorpion flow

Because I rock the mike like a hurricane
Because I rock the mike like a hurricane
Because I rock the mike like a hurricane
Because I rock the mike, hurricane fresh!

Now that's fresh, now that's fresh, that's fresh, get fresh
Now that's fresh, that's fresh, I get fresh
Now that's fresh, that's fresh, get fresh
Now that's fresh

Now that's fresh, now that's fresh, that's fresh, get fresh
Now that's fresh, that's fresh, I get fresh
Now that's fresh, that's fresh, get fresh
Now that's fresh

Now that's fresh, now that's fresh, that's fresh, get fresh
(Because I grab the mike like a hurricane)
Now that's fresh, that's fresh, I get fresh
(Because I grab the mike like a hurricane)
Now that's fresh, that's fresh, get fresh
(Because I grab the mike like a hurricane)
Now that's fresh
(Because I grab the mike)

Now that's fresh, now that's fresh, that's fresh, get fresh
(Because I grab the mike like a hurricane)
Now that's fresh, that's fresh, I get fresh
(Because I grab the mike like a hurricane)
Now that's fresh, that's fresh, get fresh
(Because I grab the mike like a hurricane)
Now that's fresh
(Because I grab the mike hurricane fresh)