Songtexte: Bette Midler. Bette Midler. Twisted.

"how ya doin' girls? long time, no see. listen, I've been to the doctor lately. honey, I just spent forty dollars to hear that from that guy? "

My analyst told me
That I was right out of my head.
The way he described it he said,
"you'd be better off dead
Than alive."
I didn't listen to his jive.
I knew all along he was all wrong,
And I knew that he thought I was crazy,
But you know I'm not. oh, no.

My analyst told me
That I was right out of my head.
He said I need treatment.
But I'm not that easily led.
He said I was the type that was most inclined
When out of his sight
To be out of my mind.
And he thought I was nuts.
No more if's or and's or but's.
Oh, no.

They say as a child I appeared a little bit wild
With all my crazy ideas.
But I knew what was happenin',
I knew I was a genius.
What's so strange when you know that
You're a wizard at three?
I said, "baby, this is meant for me, me, me, me."

I heard little children were supposed to sleep tight.
That's why I drank a fifth of vodka one night.
My parent's got frantic, didn't know what to do.
But I had saw some crazy things

Before I came to.
Now, do you think I was crazy?
I may have been only three but I was swingin'.

They all laughed at a. graham bell,
They all laughed at edison,
And also at einstein.
So why should I feel sorry if they just
Didn't understand the reasoning and the logic
That went on in my head.
I had a brain, it was insane.
So I just let them laugh at me
When I refused to ride on all those double-decker buses
All because there was no driver on the top.
Aaaaaaah.

"did you ever hear a story like that in your life? honey, that chick is bananas. do you hear? bananas. oh, waiter, bring me another banana dacquari, would ya? "
Ba, ba, ba, ba!
"oh, here she comes again."
Badada, badada, badada. wo!

My analyst told me
That I was right out of my head.
But I said, "doctor,
I think that it's you instead.
'cause I got a thing that's so unique and new,
It proves that I got the last laugh on you.
'cause instead of one head, ooh, I got two.
And you know two heads are better than one."

"honey, she is twisted"