Songtexte: Murphy's Law. Murphy's Law. Crucial Bar-B-Q.

Toss some burgers on the grill
Stuff your face and have your fill
Big old grill made of chrome
I hope my parents don't come home

Lots of herb and a keg of brew
We're gonna have a crucial bar-b-q

Tasty hot dogs on a bun
Ribs and burgers by the ton
Hare Krishna stay away
Those 18 bands are going to play

Lots of herb and a keg of brew
We're gonna have a crucial bar-b-q

T-shirts mini's hose them down
Swollen nipples big and brown
Another girl without a blouse
A big old orgy in the house

Lots of herb and a keg of brew
We're gonna have a crucial bar-b-q