Songtexte: Soundtrack Artists. It Must Stink To Be Pink.

(Words and Music by Michael Parrish)

It Must Stink
To be Pink
And not be red, white and blue
Don't go to Europe
Spend your money on maple syrup
And drink good American brew

They don't have Wendy's
They don't have McDonald's
They don't have Burger King
We've got Bob's Big Boys
We've got lots of turquoise
More than we need of everything

It must stink
To be pink
And not be red white and blue
Don't go to China
Nothing could be finer
Than right here in Kalamazoo
Michigan, that is, home of the Gibson mandola


We move to Dallas
We move to Frisco
We move to New Haven town
They're born in Beijing
They live in Moscow
All of their fun is underground

It must stink
To be pink
And not be red, white and blue
Don't throw a tantrum
Just move it on up to Antrim, New Hampshire
And go to Wayno's Barbeque
Biggest gazebo in 50 square miles

Copyright 2004 Michael Parrish
Published by Psychedelic Cowboy Music (ASCAP)
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