Songtexte: Theory of a Dead Man. Scars and Souvenirs. Bad Girlfriend.

My girlfriend's a dick magnet, my girlfriend's gotta have it
She's hot, can't stop, up on stage, doing shots
Tip the man, he'll ring the bell, get her drunk, she'll scream like hell
Dirty girl, getting down, dance with guys from outta town
Grab her ass, acting tough, mess with her, she'll fuck you up
No on really knows if she's drunk or if she's stoned
But she's coming back to my place tonight

She likes to shake her ass, she grinds it to the beat
She likes to pull my hair when I make her grind her teeth
I like to strip her down, she's naughty to the end
You know what she is, no doubt about it
She's a bad, bad girlfriend

Red thong, party's on, love this song, sing along
Come together, leave alone, see you later back at home
No one really knows if she's drunk or is she's stoned
But she's coming back to my place tonight
I say no one really knows just how far she's going to go
But I'm gonna find out later tonight

She likes to shake her ass, she grinds it to the beat
She likes to pull my hair when I make her grind her teeth
I like to strip her down, she's naughty to the end
You know what she is, no doubt about it
She's a bad, bad girlfriend

Doesn't take her long to make things right
But does it make her wrong to have the time of her life
The time of her life?
My girlfriend's a dick magnet, my girlfriend's gotta have it

She's a gold digger, now you figure out it's over, pull the trigger
Future's finished, there it went, savings gone, the money spent
Look around and all I see is no good, bad and ugly
Man, she's hot and fixed to be the future ex-Miss Connelly

She likes to shake her ass, she grinds it to the beat
She likes to pull my hair when I make her grind her teeth
I like to strip her down, she's naughty to the end
You know what she is, no doubt about it
She's a bad, bad girlfriend, she's a bad, bad girlfriend
She's a bad, bad girlfriend