Songtexte: M. Ward. Transistor Radio. Big Boat.

Well, he says he?s got a big boat
A high roller
And everybody knows its name
Oh, it?s a big boat and it pumps up the poor boys pride
Says he?s got a big boat
But it?s just a fairy boat and that makes for a short, short ride

Says he?s got a big boat
A wide load
Enough to bring the party down
Oh yeah a big boat,
It ain?t no carnival cruise
Says he?s got a big boat but it?s just a fairy boat, enough to fit an extra one or two

Says he?s got a big boat, but it?s just a fairy boat and that makes for a short, short ride

Says he's got a fast boat, talk about high speed
But everybody knows the truth
Oh hey, a big boat
Get your oars back in the water, kid
Says he?s got a fast boat, but it?s just a fairy boat it ain't to faster than a goldfish

Says he got a big boat but it?s just a fairy boat and that makes for a short, short ride