Songtexte: Weird Al Yankovic. Pac Man.

[Tax Man/The Beatles]
(one, two, thray, four, one, two [nasal hocking sound])

I used to be a pinball freak
That's where you'd find me every week
But now it's Pacman!
Ye-ea-ah it's the Pac-ma-an!

I love to gobble up those dots
Keep pumpin' quarters in the slots
They call it "Pacman"!
Ye-ea-ah it's the Pac-ma-an!

At the game arcade
they say I'm "hard core"
I can play all day
'til my hands are sore
And I quit my job
just to play some more
But I won't give up
'til I break high score

Pacman! [music from Pacman "intermission"]

Well it's the Pacman!
Ye-ea-ah it's the Pac-ma-an!


Well it takes a lot of cash to play
(Pacman! Get the cherry!)
So I'm gonna sell my house today
(Pacman! Eat 'em up!)

I'm playin' Pacman!
Ye-ea-ah it's the Pac-ma-an!

Hey mom, I won't be home this year
(Pacma-an!)
Please forward all my mail right here!
(Pacma-an!)
I'm at the Pacman!
Ye-ea-ah it's the Pac-ma-an!

...and you're playing with no one but me
Pacman!
[music from Pacman "intermission"]
[sound from when Pacman dies]