Songtexte: Zip Ties And Monday. Givin' A Kitty CPR.

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like hurricane katrina I'mma fuck up ya life
and skeet on ya chest and sleep with ya wife
and rape your dog and ruin your utensils
through means of dirtying them prior to all ya meals

then snap ya neck and ya body
and teabag ya face and something else that's naughty
oh god please please touch me
sex rhymes rootin' from gynecology

101 yeah you can take it at the college
investigating stuff like womens' crotches
and that's always on my mind. . .
night and day. . .

I ain't rollin' on twenty nothin's
but I'm sure as fuck rollin' something
blunts to me is like nectar to bees
or a phat pot of hunny for winnie the P

or a scooby-snack for the D-O-G
or an escape key in a penitentiary
it just makes sense like 1, 2, 3
if you're lookin' for a good time, give me a ring

CHORUS
i'mma eat the clit like it ain't no shit
yeah bitch suck on my dick
fuck you in your or my car
I'mma give that kitty CPR
give that kitty CPR


and you know I'mma show
up hot with a glock and a strap on my back
loaded with a mac that I'mma clap if you whack
so you better back up from this schizomaniac

you call it cheeze but I call it chedda
like a mouse huntin' for what's better
work the flow till I'm pro
when I spit I'm irresistable

oops I fucked your wife. . .
what?
sorry.

just another bitch to satisfy my dick
lube it up and stick in my dick
every fuckin' ho wants a piece of the dick
can't blame them cause I got the dick

every sixth grader lookin' for the dick
can't blame them, 'cause I've seen the dick
poppin' hymens like zits
can't blame them, 'cause I've seen the dick

and now we're having sex
alright! okay.
it's kind of overrated.

CHORUS
i'mma eat the clit like it ain't no shit
yeah bitch suck on my dick
fuck you in your or my car
I'mma give that kitty CPR
give that kitty CPR