: BIRTHDAY CARD EXAMPLE: I was on my last warning from Mrs Example, Clean up my act stop being an asshole, Didn?t help my debacle, I?d just woken
: [Chorus] Cheap thrills, you'll get from me There ain't no nothin' about me that, it ain't no maybe You're lookin' kinda sweet still, to me, baby You
: Verse 1: Ahhh, the smell of piss I don?t know why but you feel alive When its half past 5 and you take a leakage The man in the mirror
: INTRO: You can blame me, try to shame me, and still I?ll care for you, you can run around, even put me down, still I?ll be there for you.
: You're my favourite bad habit It's stupid We never ever listen to Cupid We're about as well suited as Roger And Jessica Rabbit And I wish I could have
: Show Me Your DIRTYFACE Show Me Your DIRTYFACE Show Me Your DIRTYFACE Put away that Butterz One! Show Me Your DIRTYFACE Show Me Your DIRTYFACE Show
: She walks in like she owns the venue Better than you, your beneath her This young girl?s the queen of Ibiza Raves for 24 just like Kiefer
: Chorus: Milk Your Goat, take a sip from your beverage Wet your throat, find a nice bird and tell her Get your coat, and if she says to
: [Example] Can I remix you? [Kate] No [Example] Do you know what it will do for my career? [Kate] You know what it will do for mine? [Verse 1] Face
: Verse 1: You?re a bitch, you switched You constantly changed, every day you were stranger Monday ? fun day, Tuesday ? booze day Wednesday slagging
: I don't want I spotted Miss World too good to be true But the club was pretty dark and I?d had quite a few I stagger to her table sipping my brew
: VERSE 1: Was it sleep deprivation or deep meditation? That made me miss my last train from Paddington station Salvation the key to incredible journeys
: Verse 1: Call me the extrovert pervert dishing the dirt Always alert for a skinny flirt spinning in her miniskirt - Dirtily, yes I take
: Verse 1: It's worse by the day now, every time I lay down Words come alive in my head and they play loud It's like they cant find a way out Wanna
: I may have been away, seeing the world But stick with me girl, and and I'll show you the world and I'll show you the world and I'll show you the world
: I get the petrol don't forget to buy a couple of sweets Sometimes I like to treat myself if only once a week Open the door, get in the car, sit in
: Chorus Who needs sunshine? Things are fine Strangers smiling, train?s on time Who needs sunshine? All the time Smoking?s banned, no more crime
: It?s getting late I have an inkling That you would ra-ther stay out drinking You?re a dangerous, little pisshead, (Drinking more than you need than