: Charles Nelson Reilly was a mighty man The kind of man you'd never disrespect He stood eight feet tall, wore glasses, and had a third nipple on the
: I starred in every high school play Blew every drama teacher away I graduated first in my class at Juilliard Took every acting workshop I could And
: Whoa, yeah! You've got a 65 Chevy Malibu With automatic drive, a custom paint job too I'll trade you for my old wheelbarrow And a slightly-used sombrero
: I moved out to Langley recently with a plain and simple dream want to infiltrate some third world place and topple their regime those men in black
: [Parody of "Nothin' on You" by B.o.B featuring Bruno Mars] [Inhale] Beautiful tats All over my back Makes me so proud I'm gonna shout it out loud
: Mum mum mum mah Mum mum mum muh Oh whoa oh oh oh Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read-a my polka face (She's got to love nobody) Can't read
raw meat I'll bet you've never seen a skirt steak worn this way Don't be offended when you see My latest pop monstrosity I'm strange, weird, shocking
: Oh the sand keeps falling through the hourglass and there's no way you're going to slow it down you say we gotta treasure each moment who knows how
: [Parody of "Whatever You Like" by T.I.] Hey girl, You know our economy's in the toilet But I'm still going to treat you right I said you can have
: You see me mowin' my front lawn I know they're all thinkin' I'm so White and nerdy Think I'm just too white and nerdy Think I'm just too white and
: Once, not very long ago, I was respected, I was popular (popular, ooh) But now I hang my head in shame (ahh, ooh) My life is filled with such regret
: Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot Don't wanna be some beer swillin' hockey nut And do I look like some frostbitten hose-head? I never learned my alphabet
: Hey, everyone, listen up, your attention if you please We wanna give you a warning 'Cause I found out this morning About a dangerous, insidious computer
: ooh yeah oh i'm your shelter from the storm you'll know I'll always have your back I'll even let you warm your freezing hands inside my butt crack
: [Chicken Dance] Let's get it started (ha) Let's get it started in here Let's get it started (ha) Let's get it started in here Let's get it started
: Faces filled with joy and cheer What a magical time of year Howdy Ho! It's Weasel Stomping Day Put your Viking helmet on Spread that mayonaisse on
: Watch this These are my confessions Just when I thought I said all I could say I came up up with more secrets to tell you today These are my confessions
: Oooh oooh oooh ee-oooh oooh oooh Ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh-oooh oooh Oooooh I'm always thinkin' 'bout it I don't know what I'd do without it I love,