get the blood off my bed She made my eyes bug out her tail stand up And I ain't even in heat for a month meow Some bad cats from fourth street come down
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long black hair She could not stand Tom cats And Tom cats everywhere Little white lies, look at those eyes Mathilda hated Tom cats And social climbing
No commonplace mousers have such well-cut trousers Or such an impeccable back In the whole of St. James's the smartest of names is The name of this Brummel of cats
: She haunted many a low resort Near the grimy road of Tottenham Court She flitted about the No-Man's Land From "The Rising Sun" to "The Friend at Hand
: Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer We're a notorious couple of cats As knockabout clowns, quick-change comedians Tight-rope walkers and acrobats We have
: Old Deuteronomy's lived a long time He's a cat who has lived many lives in succession He was famous in proverb and famous in rhyme A long while before
: Skimbleshanks the Railway Cat, the Cat of the Railway Train There's a whisper down the line at eleven thirty-nine When the Night Mail's ready to depart
: You ought to ask Mr. Mistoffelees The original Conjuring Cat The greatest magicians have something to learn From Mr. Mistoffelees's conjuring turn
lurked on foreign ships And woe to any cat with whom Growltiger came to grips! But most to cats of foreign race his hatred had been vowed To cats of
Jellicle Cats come out tonight Jellicle Cats come one come all The Jellicle moon is shining bright Jellicles come to the Jellicle Ball Jellicle Cats
Jellicle cats Practical cats, dramatical cats Pragmatical cats, fanatical cats Oratorical cats, delphioracle cats Skeptical cats, dispeptical cats Romantical cats, pedantical cats Critical cats, parasitical cats Allegorical cats, metaphorical cats Statistical cats and mystical cats
Cats are black and white Jellicle Cats are rather small Jellicle Cats are merry and bright And pleasant to hear when we caterwaul Jellicle Cats have
: Up, up, up, past the Russell Hotel Up, up, up, up, to the Heaviside Layer Up, up, up, past the Russell Hotel Up, up, up, up, to the Heaviside Layer
: The moments of happiness . . . We had the experience but missed the meaning And approach to the meaning restores the experience In a different form
: The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat If you offer me pheasant I'd rather have grouse If you put me in a house I would much prefer a flat If you put
kinds of cat And my opinion now is that You should need no interpreter To understand our character You've learned enough to take the view That cats are
troop of well disciplined helpful boy scouts With a purpose in life and a good deed to do And she's even created a Beetles Tattoo! So for old Gumbie Cats
