Charlie was a loafer, Charlie was a lout, huh But Charlie was the only bloke she ever cared about. Each night when she's alone, Charlies there Charlie
Cloughy's lads are full o' gloom, coz Cloughy's in the changin' room Why can't he nick off & leave them be? He screams & yells & just because, Cloughy
Old Jackie's gone to sea, Jackie's gone oh Jackie's gone to sea, where will he be? when will we see? Old Jackie at home on land from sea... A secret
Who's a pretty boy then? Your girlfriend says when she's got you wearing a tie You're looking like a puff and you think I've had enough Stop and take
Brighten up you home, it said in the advert All your decorating done by an expert How the hell was I to know he's such a dirty sod I wanted subtle shades
First of all there was Ray he went with Deidrie yeh Ray thought that he was the bee's knee but now he's left her and she's pleased and just incase you
Davey's life has changed dramatically, now We warned him but the daft puff couldn't see Jack the Lad, but he's lost his credibility now He's took the
Jimmy's running short o' cash, the bar takings have took a crash Jimmy can't think what to do, the bills in from the local breweryyyy Oi! Jim's a nutcase
He's a trainspotter, hes an anorak He's a nerd, you've heard the word, a dork, a maniac He's a pratt, hes a geek, a freak, he's one o'those squarest tassers
Friday night is bath night this is what they say We are gonna dig the groove, we've waited all day We wear trendy trousers with belts a mile too long
Ran over by a bus up the high street Dougy only feels a tickle in his feet the driver shouts Oi! are you alright but Dougy's on his way Dougy then has
Ooh you won't ever see me without a smiling face diddle iddle I do that's coz I go Jitterbug, jitterbug, jitterbuggin, ooh if you're feelin lonely or
Oh, yeah It's my favorite feeling Not there what a good place to be Too bad it's still raining inside Alcohol So cool It gets better to be here Come
You can guess whatlife for Dougy is like, he wakes up in the street, No home, no bed, he says he's lucky, That he can smile and be happy... CHORUS: Dougy
Fat Bob does not wash or scrub HE'S NEVER SEEN A BATH TUB BEFORE When will Fat Bob use the sink? WE CAN'T FACE THE FAT BOB STINK NO MORE! [Chorus:] A
Frederick Street was on the news tonight outside Fosters club had been a fight and everytime you go to dig the beat you will hear a yelp and somebody
Frankie says that he's got vertigo He says this everytime he leaves the pub, blotto. Backaches, bellyaches, earaches & migrains Frankie's life is misery
Don't want to be Sylvester Stallone - don't push me Nev-ever gonna star in "Home Alone" Hamlet, MacBeth, I'm crazy for King Lear There's nothing more