opens] who's your daddy? [Hailie:] Daddy, what're you doing? [Beat starts] [Eminem:] Haha [Eminem & Hailie:] Ok then! everybody, listen up! [Eminem
) [Eminem] Just me and you baby is all we need in this world Just me and you Your da-da will always be there for you Your da-da's always gonna love you
doubt me (assholes doubt me) And if you wanna run your mouth then come take your best shot at me (your best shot at me) [Eminem] Is it because you love
have a responsibility to these kids Sike! [Eminem:] If I were to die murdered in cold blood tomorrow Would you feel sorrow or show love Or would it matter
what? I ain't coming in yet... I'll come in a minute [Em] Aiyyo; this is my love song, it goes like this [Eminem] Back when Mark Walhberg was Marky
on acid Got a new blow-up doll and just had a strap-on added WHOOPS! Is that a subliminal hint? NO! Just criminal intent to sodomize women again Eminem offend? NO! Eminem
yours, yeah you met me before I just didn't have as large an arsenal of weapons before Marshall will step in the door, I lay your head on the floor With your
me (Eminem laughing) Bitch I'll shit on you D-12 will shit on you I'll shit on you Your life Your wife Your kids Your car I'll shit on you Your house Your spouse Your rings Your
: [G] Eminem as Susan (the girl) [D] Eminem as Dave [J] Eminem as John [R] Eminem as Ron Chorus: repeat 2X {Eminem singing} I never meant to give you
off like bottle cap tips Get your cap peeled like the dead skin of your mama's chapped lips Slap hips, support domestic violence Beat your bitches ass while your
vile polish politics by the way I'm higher than the Eiffel tower tip I like writing but I will stick this pencil in your ass before I bite ya shit Pause
Chica Chica Chica Chica Chica Chica Chica Chica 'Till this shit was stuck in your head so much you were sick of My chicks love And so we did the shit
I blew up to both yours and mine surprises, Now I feel the vibe I just cant describe it, Much as your pride tries to hide it, You're cold your touch,
help you eat You knock Pac's songs without love to help you sleep You got shot in your video tryin mock Pac You 'Mockaveli', get your own identity [Chorus] [Eminem
: (from Celebrity Deathmatch Soundtrack) [G] Eminem as Susan (the girl) [D] Eminem as Dave [J] Eminem as John [R] Eminem as Ron Chorus: repeat 2X
! [Eminem:] My bad, (sorry) let's try another room [Susan:] I don't trust you! [Eminem:] Shut up slut! Chew up this mushroom This'll help you get in touch with your