CORNY Hey there, Teenage Baltimore! Don't change that channel! 'Cause it's time for the Corny Collins Show! Brought to you by Ultra Clutch Hairspray
: PRUDY Don't contradict me! VELMA Don't disobey me! EDNA Don't even think about going to that audition. TRACY, PENNY & AMBER Please! MOMS
: TRACY Hey mama hey mama, Look around Everybody's groovin' to a brand new sound Hey mama hey mama, Follow me 1 know something's in you That you
: MOTORMOUTH Once upon a time Girl i was just like you Never let my extra large Largesse shine through Hair was brown and nappy Never had no fun
s gonna wake up and see Baltimore and me Oh, oh, oh Look at my hair What "do" can compare with mine today? Oh, oh, oh, I've got my hairspray and
: I can't see Why people look at me And only see the color of my face And then there's those That try to help, god knows But have to always put
: TRACY Oh, oh, oh I'm all alone My heart has grown But it's broken, too This morning Life was a Baltimore fairy tale Now i can't make bail! My mother
: WOMEN I gotta get out I gotta get out I gotta get out How'd i get in this slammer This cooler This big dollhouse! MATRON Alright, ladies, welcome
: LINK Once I was a selfish fool Who never understood I never looked inside myself Though on the outside, I looked good! Then we met and you made
you by Ultra Clutch Hairspray! CORNY (& ENSEMBLE) What gives a girl Power and punch? Is it charm, is it poise? No, it's hairspray! What gets a
: TRACY You can't stop an avalanche As it races down the hill You can try to stop the seasons, girl But ya know you never will And you can try to
: Hey little girl with the cash to burn I'm sellin' something you won't return Hey little g irl take me off the shelf 'Cause it's hard having fun playing
: AMBER, TAMMY & SHELLY Hey look out for that moving van Driving down our streets You better lock up your man Before he meets The New Girl in Town AMBER
: TRACY I can hear the bells PENNY Tracy, are you all right? TRACY Well, don'tcha hear them chime? PENNY I don't hear anything. TRACY Can't 'cha
: COME SO FAR (GOT SO FAR TO GO) QUEEN LATIFAH, NIKKI BLONSKY, ZAC EFRON AND ELIJAH KELLEY Hey old friend, let's look back On the crazy clothes we wore
: MOTORMOUTH There's a light In the darkness Though the night Is black as my skin There's a light Burning bright Showing me the way But i know
: WILBUR Styles keep a changin' The world's re-arrangin' But Edna, you're timeless to me Hemlines are shorter A beer costs a quarter But time cannot
: LINK They say it's a man's world Well, that cannot be denied But what good's a man's world Without a woman by his side And so i will wait Until
