Maynard: Fucked Dolly Parton Fucked Loretta Lynn Fucked Barbara Mandrell And fucked all of her kin I've fucked Danny Pearl I fucked Elvis Presley's
(Spoken) I carry gas, and smoke. And that's the worst habit. (sung) I creep around the back door, sneak a little, peek a little, from all the blind
And the angel of the lord led me Into the belly of the holy mother A chamber black as pitch But I felt no fear, only comfort, For I was as a child in
Don't be aroused, by my confession Unless you don't give a good Goddamn about redemption I know Christ is comin', so am I And you would too if the sexy