Oooh, oooh, oooh People are talkin', talkin' bout people I hear them whisper, you won't believe it They think we're lovers kept under covers I just ignore
Oh, the fire's burning slow Now where's that mistletoe Dear, it's getting kind of hot in here I need a taste of Christmas cheer I hope he gets here quick
I sold your Rolex To buy that gold Versace dress I set free your whiny French poodle So you can get your beauty rest And I did it all for you I did it
I'm gonna tell you something you don't want to hear You never listen when I talk Maybe you'll listen when I walk So I made up my mind and made a sandwich
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh Ooh, ooh, ooh He promised a night to remember Oh, and she knows it will be A happy little celebration For their seventh anniversary
Every kiss before this Was nothing but a waste of breath And every I love you was just a whoop-de-doo Never knew what I missed before this Da, doo, doo
How can I keep from singing? My life goes on in endless song I hear the music ringing It find an echo in my soul How can I keep from singing? I won't
I thought that this was supposed to feel good And if you were really mine I guess it would I didn't fall in love, 'cause it was the right thing to do
This woman that takes on the world And picks up your shirts Keeps it together somehow This same woman That melts with your touch Wants you to feel what
Hey Jack, take back all those lines you're tripping That's not who I am It ain't that quaint, your composure's slipping Right into my hands ('Cause when
Somewhere between, what can and can't be seen I knelt in your spring, you dusted off my wings Your kiss upon my face feels like a brush with grace Baby
What if my heart had walked right past you? What if my eyes had never asked you? To come and take the chains that kept me weighted down If you never saved
Never thought I'd be in this place It's someone else's life I'm living Wish I were living a lie The hardest part is when the bough breaks Falling down
What if I said, I wanted to hold you For more than just one night Oh, what if I said, I said I wanted to show you It all, it all, it all is gonna be alright
You can say you're on the healin' side You can say you've finally seen the light But I don't see it yet So how do I forget Don't you whisper borrowed
My name looks unfamiliar on this barky marky sign And the love that I've been getting', I can't really call it mine This blacktop ribbon winds me down
I slam the door a thousand times What mine is mine, what's yours is mine It's a long drive uphill Sit back, I'm taking the wheel So many highs, so many
Today I promise, I'll never love you again I swear, I'll care as little as I can 'Cause I've become accustomed to wearin' nothin' But pink nail polish
