Songtexte:
The Toy Dolls Absurd Ditties

Instrumental

I was feeling blue, she made me feel guilty When I took that trip to Deutscheland, Germany She said I am a man, keep out of the Reeperbahn, mind you

Too much nosh & too much booze He spent all night in the bog with the blues An aching head, intoxicated He didn't even know he was constipated He forced

I don't need a doctor, I don't need a drugstore I don't need an injection, I need to put the telly on. Got me in a cold sweat, I don't need no cigarette

I couldn't wait for my blind date, I did not sleep that night Could I catch th perfect match, would she be Mrs Right!? A quiet lass so middle class,

Terry is a recluse, he's a misfit Terry never goes out, he's a hermit A lonely lonely dude Terry won't answer the phone or the door & we don't see Terry

Jimmy lives his life for charity Jimmy's got no wife just an O.B.E. Everybody depends on Jimmy Jimmy's getting a little cheesed off Jimmy reckons they