Just the other day I was dining at the mall Sipping on a beverage big and tall Two tubs of popcorn and three smoothies That ought to last me through the
I'm a little bitty broccoli With no place to go By a twist of fate I'm out in the cold My daddy was a big stalk From a hard luck farm My momma was a
than Phat? What's slicker than slim? Dig it! It's Uncle Jim Funky as a diaper Funky as a diye yahee yiaper What's colder than cool? What's hipper than hot? Uncle Jim
My sister used to drink pickle juice straight out of the jar I don't understand, She seemed to really like it Then she'd grab an onion and take a bite
Tape doesn't make the flowers grow Tape doesn't even say hello Tape, it's really good at stickin' around Tape'll fix a boo boo on your face Tapes been
Did you ever stop and think about the sky above, Covering this whole world with love Did you ever wonder what itA?s made up of Tell me bout the sky above
Some people really hate the rain All they do is complain About the ugly stinkin' weather But It might get pretty serious If the rain didn't rain on us
You gonna get us a good turkey? Yes Dear. You got your slingshot? Yes Dear. You got your turbo-blaster water gun? Yes Dear. Did you remember your vintage
Schmoopie is the word I use when I want to say I love you SCHMOOPIE! SCHMOOPIE! Schmoopie means my pride and joy it means I want to hug you SCHMOOPIE
Whether his name is Rover or scooter Or skimpy or smiley or Pete Taking my dog around the block is Is a super colossal treat He's a treasure to me A great
I am a 3 legged dog I live in a 4 legged world I can spin, I can twirl I can run, I can jump But some times I trip on my stump, stump stump, stump stump
green Jesus Christ has been frozen in ice But he still makes the scene Everybody wants to know what gives But I know where the Tarantula lives Jim Bakker
left a body in the basement No I'm not sure just a' who it is But Tamara went down there and saw it this morning She says it kinda looks like her Uncle Jim
everything in site Sold 'em all for gold cuz my boys are swingin Stole your mothers raidy rade off her motha fuckin finger Lay Low sold bullets to your uncle Jim
lay So big jim dwyer made his last trip To the shores where his fathers laid Fifteen minutes later We had our first taste of whiskey There was uncles
up and cupped his hands across my eyes I guessed, "Is it Uncle Frank or Cousin Louie?" "Is it Bob or Joe or Walter?" "Could it be Bill or Jim or Ed
up and cupped his hands across my eyes I guessed, "Is it Uncle Frank or Cousin Louie? Is it Bob or Joe or Walter? Could it be Bill or Jim or Ed or
world got blown, so I tell hoes Fuck Lee's and shell toes, Dekangaroos and Velcro Timbaland, mocassins, dimes in them penny loafers A train, one bus, sure I had plenty soldiers Uncle
