Songtexte: Family Guy. The List (Season 7).

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(Stewie) As some day it may happen that a victim must be found
I've got a little list - I've got a little list,
Of society offenders who might well be underground
And who never would be missed - who never would be missed!
There's the white kid with the baggy clothes who's talking like he's black
The girl you date who doesn't get the jokes in caddyshack
The Asian guy who cuts in front of every single line
And Britney Spears for accidently showing her vagine
And Bill O'riellys ineffective dermatologist
They'd none of them be missed - they'd none of them be missed
(HenchMen) He's got them on the list - he's got them on the list
And they'd none of them be missed
They'd none of them be missed
(Stewie) There's the guy behind the news reporter waving like a fool
And senator Bill Frist
I've got him on the list
And the fat kid smiling warmly while he's peeing in the pool
He never would be missed - he never would be missed
There's the foul smelling boy who comes to school in camouflage
And every bleeding member of the cast of entourage
And while we're on the subject HBO deserves a whack
For ending the sopranos with a fucking cut to black
And guys who when you shake their hand just bump you with their fist
I don't think they'd be missed I'm sure they'd not be missed
(HenchMen) He's got them on the list - he's got them on the list
And they'd none of them be missed - they'd none of them be missed
(Stewie) There's the guy who sits beside you and keeps farting on the plane
And Shakira's lyricist
I've got him on the list
And the smarty on thanksgiving who says it's the tryptophan
He never would be missed - he never would be missed
There's the blonde who tells you loudly with a voice just like a knife
?You know someone should do a sitcom based around my life?
The guy who watched the Simpsons back in 1994
And won't admit the damn thing isn't funny anymore
And anyone and everyone who's ever made me pissed
(HenchMen) Made me pissed Made me really really pissed
(Stewie) I've got them on the list
They'd none of them be missed
(HenchMen) He's got them on the list - he's got them on the list
And they'd none of them be missed
(S) They'd none of them be missed
(HenchMan) None of them be missed

(Thanks to Joanne for these lyrics)