: Singers: Here is the tale of a babysitting job, the baby is something of a snob, Stewie: Oh, go fuck yourselves Singers: So listen very closely,
: I'm gonna grab my girl and head to the beach hic-a-doo-la we're gonna all hang ten and maybe then, hic-a-doo-la cause i'm a hic-a-doo-la boy and i'
: Peter: On Monday I had drinks with Barney Rubble We hit a couple divy little bars We noticed there was quite a lovely lady Sitting at the table next
: (Both) We're off on the road to Rhode Island We're having the time of our lives (Stewie) Take it, Dog (Brian) We're quite a pair of partners Just like
: We were at the the beach Everybody had matching towels! Somebody went under a dock And there they found a rock! But it wasn't a rock... It was a rock
: Lois: Brian your standards are ridiculously high You'll never find a girl unless you're willing to make exceptions and compromise so you can find your
: You'll get chills... All through your body And you'll lose All control... Of your bladder And your sphinkter... That's your butthole.. Cause if you
used to rely lucky theres a family guy lucky theres a man who'll positively can do all the things that make us laugh and cry he's a family guy
: [Spoken] Warm out today Warm yesterday Even warmer today [Sung] Met her on my CB Said her name was Mimi Sounded like an angel come to Earth But when
: [Spoken]: (Peter): Hi there. I'm Peter, and this is Lois (Lois): We want to talk to you about a friend of ours. He's not here tonight... (Peter): Although
: Doctor Dude: I'm not sure how to tell you this... SO I'LL LET THESE GUYS DO IT! (peter and a quartet start singing) You have aids Yes you have aids
! There's the white kid with the baggy clothes who's talking like he's black The girl you date who doesn't get the jokes in caddyshack The Asian guy who
're not too far from voting Feldman-Haim You've got a lot to see The town of Vegas has got a different face 'Cause it's a family place with lots to do
: who else but Quagmire? he's quagmire quagmire you never really know what he's gonna do next he's quagmire quagmire giggity giggity giggity giggity
: legend= (-) means change of singer if words are in bracets its reg. talking) You and I are So awfully different Too awfully different To ever be
: Peter: They will clean up all your talking in a menace such as this Brian: They will make you take a tinkle when you want to take a p*ss Stewie: And
: (Hey, that's agaisnt the law, you're coming with me) Ah ah ah, can't touch me. Can't touch me Ju ju ju ju just like the bad guys, from lethal weapon
: I'm just a prom night dumpster baby i got no mam or dad prom night dumpster baby my story isnt long but boy its awfully sad althought i came from
