T was only yesterday that we arrived in Palma Ever since then our love life has been a farce Pursued and wooed by that sun tanned Majorca charmer Now
Nobody loves me, nobody cares Nobody invites me to the party - we don't want him there Introverted, we stay Sittin all alone his night is so sad - he
Guess, "Who's working on the fiddle?" Tell me, "Who works on the fiddle?" I'll tell you who works on the fiddle Ooh idle gossip Guess, "Who's just come
Oh! baby I fancy what do you mean? baby I fancy I know what you mean oooo ee Hanky Panky I'm feeling randy what do you mean? I'm feeling randy I know
Keith works every night and day Honesty's his goal but Keith's a thief 'Cause he's still claiming dole What a fiddler Keith is He thinks he won't be
My name is Bond! James Bond. James Bond lives down our street I've seen him he catches the 32 bus James Bond lives down our street sometimes he sits on
My mates warned me long ago She will make you blue oo oo they said you've been had Untidy tart they told me so the home that I once knew oo oo was a
Wouldn't it be nice to get on with my neighbours But they make it very clear they've got no room for ravers [Chorus:] Lazy sunday afternoon I got no
Wouldn't it be nice to get on with my neighbours But they make it very clear they've got no room for ravers CHORUS: Lazy sunday afternoon I got no time
A thousand streets of 2 bedroom semis We always dreamed that we,d have one o'these Oh what a pity they were built by Wimpey's That common lot drove us
Yeahhhhhh: Under Under Starters Under Starters orders & there off Tallyho! 4-1 3-1 2-1 The bettin's on, LESTER NICKS OFF TO RIO He got more, got more
"I'm so glad" he tells me and you, "It's so sad" we know it ain't true: Oooh, in Tommy's head He told me, "I'm head over heels," a phoney We know what
Nobby was a soldier, a life in the Army Margarets back home alone waiting suspiciously She can't hide the misery, the upset & despair When she found out
If you hoo hoo want a lesson or two, take a hint you'll pay a mint at... Modern School, Modern School, they always say you are doing okay, it's not true
God help me what can I do, my girlfriend's dad is a Vicar boo hoo, and he won't let me be alone with you, oh he's a Vicar and there's nothing I can do
I couldn't wait for my blind date, I did not sleep that night could I catch the perfect match, would she be Mrs Right!? A quiet lass so middle class,
I gets me a night cap She says gee, I feel crap I shouts Oi! whats up? Ya stink, I think yer drinkin too much She's gone, Yippee! I turn on, the TV But
Lookin' out a dirty old window, down below the cars in the city go rushing by We sit here with no dosh and wonder why? Should we catch the bus to Newcastle